Britney Has Yet Another New Man

The shaven-headed pop princess developed a sudden love of basketball straight after she left rehab and has attended scores of games recently.

Rumors have it that Britney Spears, 5'4", has hooked up with LA Lakers forward Luke Walton (depicted in the center above) - who at 6'8" towers more than a foot above her

A courtside insider says: "Britney is certainly sports-mad since dating Luke."

"She even chants his name when the rest of the fans do. Her face lights up when she sees him do well.

"She's really fallen for him."

This sounds a lot like the recent rumors of her dating Howie Day. Could this be true? Or are both of these rumors are in fact just rumors.