Thursday, February 1, 2007

Lindsay Lohan Just Wants Sex and McDonalds

Poor Lindsay Lohan it's like she'll never learn, always taking sloppy second hands and by that I man Brody Jenner. Miss Blohan has been sending sexy text messages for the last couple weeks to boytoy Brody Jenner who previously dated Kristin Cavallari, Nicole Richie and Lauren Conrad - last Saturday night in which the 12-stepper, among other requests, texted that all she wanted was "McDonald's and sex."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Well, not sure it's a biggie. Granted, it's supposed to be "marry the bloke before you poke"....

But, she's already screwed (pun intended) that up, right?

So, as long as she's vetted Jenner for STD's, and he's taken a bath since Lauren or Nicole or whomever, he ought to be at least as clean and healthy as a McChicken.

Err, eat 'em up, Lindsay!